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    If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates!

    Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one's foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!

    Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her? I don't even remember... Mosquito: I am HIV positive... this is all due to wrong sucking.

    Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu...WTF!!!

    Chicken: If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC.
  • Overloaded with Work? If you feel overloaded with Work, immediately go to the nearest Biological Anxiety Relief center and place order for any one or more of the following...
  • Visiting Charges! Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap??
    Doctor: 300 rupees.
    Santa: Theek hai doctor ji...
  • Rush Hour!!! It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there...
  • Santa's Railway Interview.. Interviewer: Agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi toh kya karoge?
    Santa: Jee, red light dikhaunga...
  • First Hearing Aids! A woman came storming at the Postal counter. She gave a parcel Pick-up notice and complained, "This morning, your mailman came with our parcel for delivery...
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