Defective Laptop!Ek ladki ne new laptop liya...
Sham ko, gusse mein bhadkti hui, vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli: Ye lappy bekar hai, ismein purane PC...
Animals` FB StatusIf animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates...
I'm the Best!I m the best. I can prove it.
I can put Coffee in coffee cup...
Overloaded with Work?If you feel overloaded with Work, immediately go to the nearest Biological Anxiety Relief center and place order for any one or more of the following...
Visiting Charges!Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap??
Doctor: 300 rupees.
Santa: Theek hai doctor ji...