| Boyfriend: I'm coming to see you honey. Girlfriend: Alright baby. Boyfriend: I love you, I can't wait to see you... I'm getting ready to leave now. Girlfriend: Okay but honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know incase. Boyfriend: My car just broke down, I can't come and see you. Girlfriend: Get your friend to bring you, like he always does. Boyfriend:: He got shot by armed robbers so I can't come, I'm sorry. Girlfriend: Oh never mind, I'm not on my period. Boyfriend:: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he's okay, he's fine and he will take me now. I'm coming sweetheart. Girlfriend: Sh*t! I'm really on my period, just did not notice. Boyfriend:: Damn! He has been shot again. I can't come!!! |