| I called at Vodafone Customer Care, a girl picked up the phone. Girl: Vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai. Me: Thank you. Girl: Mein aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hun?? Me: Kya aap shaadi karna chahti hain mujhse?? Girl: Jee aapne galat number laga diya hai. Me: Nahin nahin, maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi? Girl: Jee mein shaadi main interested nahin hun. Me: Arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar. Girl: Not interested. Me: Love marriage karengi toh honeymoon Switzerland mein, arrange marriage karengi toh Paris mein. Girl: Jee mein aapse shaadi karna hee nahinchahti toh aap offer kyun de rahe hain?? Me: Court marriage ka expense 10,000 Rs, normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000 Rs. Girl: Aapko samajh nahin aata ki mujhe shaadi nahin karni phir bhi aap samajhte nahin. Me: Ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jab hume aapke offers mein interest nahin hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hain. Girl shocked, I rocked.... |