| Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad and bana ke rakha hai. Room freshner side table par hai. Dotted condoms bed ke neeche hain. Nahane ka soap, lime fragrance waala, aur new towel bhi nikaal ke rakh diya hai hai. Main bachchon ko leker mummy ji ke yahan jaa rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aa jaungi. Program mein koi change ho toh inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi...! Isko kahte hain - "Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...!!" |