Pathan vs. Bainya!

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    EK Pathan ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya.

    Shaadi waale ghar mein 2 darwaze the, 1 pe Rishtedaar, dusre pe Dost likha tha.

    Pathan, Dost wale darwaze se enter ho gaya.

    Aage phir 2 darwaze the, 1 pe Ladies, dusre pe Gents likha tha.

    Pathan, Gents wale darwaze se enter hua.

    Wahan 2 aur darwaze the, 1 pe Gift dene wala dusre pe Bina giftwala likha tha.

    Pathan bina giftwaale darwaze mein enter ho gaya!

    Jab dekha to Pathan, bahar gali me khada tha!

    Aur wahan likha tha: 'Sharm to nhi aa rahi hogi!!! Baniye ki shaadi aur free mein roti khayega ? JA JA hawa khhaa..!!!
    Hinglish   
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