A Wife's Wishes!

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    A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:

    - I want my husband to have eyes only for me.

    - I want to be the only one in his life.

    - I want him to sleep always by my side.

    - I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.

    The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone....!!!
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