| Ramta died in a fire and his body was burnt pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Santa and Banta, were sent for. Santa went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Santa said, "Yup, he`s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Santa said, "Nope, ain`t Ramta." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Banta in to identify the body. Banta took a look at him and said, "Yup, he`s burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Banta said, "No, it ain`t Ramta." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Banta said, "Well, Ramta had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, `Here comes Ramta with Two assholes.` |