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    Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de main tujhe Smartphone dunga...

    2 ko chhod de toh Rolex ghadi dunga...

    5 ko chhod de toh 50 lakh cash dunga...

    Aur Sabhi doston ko chhod de toh Ferrari dunga...

    Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha,

    Hey Bhagwan..
    Yeh dost wo hain jinhone meri har khushi, har gam mein saath diya...

    Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere saath rahe...

    Kabhi main roya to apne hathon se mere ansoo pochhe...

    Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere saath share kiya...

    Meri ek awaz par daude chale aaye...

    Aur aap kehte ho ki mein ek "FERRARI" ke liye inhe chhod dun..???

    KHAIR, Koi baat nahi...

    Lekin "FERRARI" Red color ki hi dena....!!
  • Police Investigation! Santa was caught by police.
    Police: How did you kill 20 people?
    Santa: Main gaadi tez chala raha tha par jab maine brake lagaya, toh pata laga ki brake fail...
  • Bean Soup!!! When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.
    "Good heavens...
  • Movie Names If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be...
    Soda Akbar
    Rab Ne Pila di Thodi...
  • Oh My God!!! Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off. "Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather...
  • Women are Always Right! Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister.
    The woman prayed, "Lord, I know I`m right. Please send...
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