| Two gay men have been living together for quite a while, when they decide that they want to father a child. Unable to decide who will be the biological father of the child, they decide to mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. Nine moths passes, and the baby is born. The two new fathers are looking through the glass window at the hospital nursery at twenty screaming babies and one calm quiet baby and attempting to decide which baby is theirs. Finally a nurse comes along and they ask which baby is theirs, and the nurse replies that the quiet one in the corner is theirs. How wonderful they reply, all these screaming babies, and ours is so quiet and happy. The nurse replies he is quiet now, but wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass. |