| The sheriff of a small town pulled over the Governor in his Porsche who was driving 85 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone. The adventurous Governor behind the wheel was steaming mad when he was stopped. When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, "I can't believe you stopped me! I am the Governor of this state! This town must be the butthole of the world!" The magistrate looked at him and replied, "And you must be what's passing through." |