| Papa: Arre aaj tumhari mummy itni chup-chap kyun baithi hui hai? Son: Kuch nahin papa, mummy ne lipstick maangi aur maine galati se fevistick de di. Papa: (with tears in eyes) Kamaal kar diya yaar, God bless you! Whats Checkmate? You tell your wife: I saw a lady, looked exactly like you. Wife asks: WAS SHE HOT?? You can't say 'No' and you can't even say 'Yes'.... That's Checkmate! Wife: Where are you? Husband: I'm at Bank. Wife: Wow that's good! I need 20,000 for new Cell Phone, 5,000 for new dress, 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics... Husband: Sorry, I mean I am at Blood bank, KHOON PIYOGI? KHOON ??? |