Friendly Advice!

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    From the doctor's mouth...
    It's Winter, the Flu season is here, a friendly advice for all my mates: 'Alcohol Kills Germs!' So...

    Let's walk to the pub (Exercise)

    Put lime in the Vodka (Vitamin C)

    Use Celery in the Bloody Mary (Veggies)

    Drink outdoors on the patico (Fresh air)

    Tell rude jokes & laugh (Eliminate stress)

    Then finally Pass out (Rest)

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