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    Pappu: Papa mujhe ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai.

    Santa: Wow kaun hai vo kushnasib ladki?

    Pappu:- Pinky, apne Padosi Gupta ji ki Beti.

    Santa: Ohh no beta, mein tumhe kuch batana chahta hun but tum promise karo mummy ko nahi bataoge.

    Pappu: Promise nahi bataunga.

    Santa: Actually Pinky tumhari sister hai.

    Ye sun kar Pappu ne pinky ko bhula diya aur phir 2 mahine baad...

    Pappu: Papa mujhe phirse ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai, aur vo ladki bahut hot hai.

    Santa: Wow! Ye to bahut achchi baat hai. Kaun hai vo ladki ?

    Pappu: Rashmi, Apne padosi Vermaji ki beti.

    Santa: Ohh no phir se, beta Rashmi bhi tumhari behan hai.

    Pappu pagal hone laga tha, usne tang aakar rote huye apni mummy se kaha: Meine 6 ladkiyo se pyar kiya lekin sab papa ki betiyaan nikali.

    Preeto: Aale aale, mera bachcha ro mat tu kisi se bhi pyar kar, tu unki mat sun vo tumhare papa nahi hai...
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