| Santa is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and says, "I'd like to buy those two beautiful ladies a drink." The bartender replies, "It won't do you any good." Santa, with a confused look on his face says, "I don't care what you think, I want to buy those ladies a drink." The bartender delivers drinks to the ladies and the women acknowledge their drinks with a nod of their heads. Twenty minutes later, Santa approaches the ladies and says, "I'd like to buy you two another drink." One of the ladies said, "It won't do you any good." Santa says, "I don't understand. What do you mean it won't do me any good?" The first lady says, "We're lesbians." Santa asks, "Lesbians? What are lesbians?" The second woman replies, "Lesbians... We like to lick pussies." Santa says, "Bartender, three beers for us lesbians." |