Getting Married!

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    A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form.

    The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and the pastor tried to put him at ease.

    When they came to the question, "Are you entering this marriage of your own free will?"

    There was a long pause. Finally, the girl looked over at the apprehensive young man and said, "Put down 'Yes.'"
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