Extra Bed!

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    Ek baar ek aadmi apne padosi se charpai lene gaya.

    Aadmi: Bhai saab, agar aap ke paas koi extra charpai hai toh please de dijiye, hamare ghar kuch guests aa gaye hain.

    Padosi: Hamare pass 2 hi charpai hain. Ek per mein aur mera ptaji sote hain. Dusri per maa aur meri biwi...

    Aadmi: Saalon, charpai mat do per sona to sikh lo...
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