`3 Idiots` ke Lessons

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    Teacher: '3 Idiots' film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
    Pappu: Madam yahi ki... Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai!!!
    Teacher: Shut up and get out !

    Tinku: Madam main bataaun?
    Teacher: Haan Tinku, tum bataao.
    Tinku: Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye!!!
    Teacher: You also get out !

    Chintu: Madam main bataun ?
    Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, I'm sure ki tum sahi bataoge.
    Chintu: Madam, sirf Doctors hi nahin Engineers bhi delivery karwa sakta hai...!!!
  • Bikinis and Swimsuits While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered...
  • Scottish Christmas A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day...
  • Seniors' Dating Ads... Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper. You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are...
  • Grocery puzzle! A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
    A short time later...
  • Why Parents Should Not Text... Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean..?
    Son: I Don`t Know, Love You, and...
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