Dedicated to all Businessmen

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    12 reasons why I chose Business as profession:
    1. I hate sleeping.
    2. I have enjoyed my life in childhood.
    3. I can't Live without Tension.
    4. I wanted 2 have a disturbed life.
    5. I believe in Geeta "karm karo fal ki chinta mat karo".
    6. I wanted 2 take revenge on myself.
    7. I love dreaming about, delivery, payments, orders.
    8. I like spending time with staff, customer, govt babu than family, friends.
    9. I love giving bribe.
    10. I love 2 work on holidays.
    11. I can't live without mobile hooked on my ears even in the bathroom.

    and the best one
    12. I love begging for payments.
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