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    Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:

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    Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?
    Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha....
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