The Good Old Days!

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    Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular to his grandson.

    "When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!"

    Grandson, "You can't DO that anymore..... they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look."
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