What's In a Name

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    Ek baar ek ladka barsaat ki raat mein ek aunty ko, jo bus stop pe khadi thi, ghar chorne chala gaya.

    Ghar pahunh kar aunty ne ladke ka shukriya kiya aur boli: Beta raat bohut ho gai hai, tum yahin BITTU ke kamre me so jao!
    Ladka bola: Nahin aunty mein yahin SOFA par so jaunga.
    Agle din Subah ek bohut hi sundar, hot ladki chai le kar aai.
    Ladka: Aap kaun ho.......??
    Ladki: Me BITTU hun. Aap kaun.....??
    Ladka: Main saala ullu ka pattha....
  • Intellectual Discussions! Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:
    Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?
    Girl Theek hun.
    Boy: Aaj kya...
  • Bad Luck!!! A man who owned a local grocery store was out delivering orders in his station wagon when he hit and injured a little, old lady. The lady sued and was awarded...
  • Dedicated to all Businessmen 12 reasons why I chose Business as profession:
    1. I hate sleeping.
    2. I have enjoyed my life...
  • The Big Book! Ek baar ek ladka ghar mein sharaab pee kar aaya aur apne Dad se bachne ke liye ek badi si book lekar padhne laga!
    Dad: Oye nalaayak, aaj phir sharab pee kar aaya...
  • What's a Kiss??? In Maths, kiss is the shortest distance between two Lips.
    In Biology, kiss is just exchange of...
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