Tera kya hoga Kaaliya????

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    Gabbar ke adde par... Dhiskyon, dhiskyaon....
    Gabbar: Yeh bhi bach gaya! Tera kya hoga Kaaliya?
    Kaaliya: Mujhe mat maro sardaar, maine aapka namak khaya hai.
    Gabbar: Safed namak ya kala namak?
    Kaaliya: Safed.
    Gabbar: Iodine tha kya usame?
    Kaaliya: Haan.
    Gabbar: Free flowing hai kya?
    Kaaliya: Jee haan...
    Gabbar: ISI mark hai kya?
    Kaaliya: Haan.
    Gabbar: 'Dukan' se liya ya 'Super Market' se ya sarkaari depot se?
    Kaaliya: Gaon walo ne diya tha sardaar.
    Gabbar: MRP dekha tha kya?
    Kaaliya: Haan.
    Gabbar: Expiry date bhi dekhi thi kya?
    Kaaliya: Haan sardaar..
    Gabbar: Tata tha ya Captain Cook?
    Kaaliya: Sardar, main Namak Haram hoon... mujhe goli mar do.
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