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    Pappu: Daadi neend nahi aa rahi, hum baate karein.

    Daadi: Theek hai.

    Pappu: Daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge? Aap, mom, dad, main aur choti behen.

    Daadi: Nahin beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge.

    Pappu: Phir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh phir 5 ho jayenge.

    Daadi: Beta phir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge.

    Pappur: Phir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge.

    Daadi: Kutte... Soja chup chap... jab dekho bakbak kata rehta hai, pata nahin kahan se seekhta rehta hai ulti-seedhi baatein, nalayak kahin ka....
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