Caught Smoking!

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    Chintu chup ke cigarette pee raha tha, tabhi us ke papa aa gaye. Chintu ne ghabrahat mein, jaldi se cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li.

    Papa, gusse se: Kya tum cigarette pee rahe the?

    Chintu: Nahin toh...

    Papa: Toh phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?

    Chintu: Papa aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai toh dhuan toh niklega hi.
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