Good News or Bad News???

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    Wife: Ek baat bolun???

    Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...

    Wife: Maaroge to nahi?

    Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?

    Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin....?

    Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga..., baat toh batao.

    Wife: Main pregnant hun.

    Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it's a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???

    Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi...
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