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    A visitor to Santa, "Which is Mr Banta's flat?"

    Santa: Please come with me.

    The visitor is taken on stairs to the 3rd floor.

    The visitor rings the bell and there is no response. He rings it again and again and still no one answers.

    Visitor: I think he is not in.

    Santa: Yeah, he has gone out. He'll be back in the evening!
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