English or Desi!!!

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    Ek ladka shaadi ke liye ek ladki ko dekhne gaya.

    Ladke ne socha ki kyun na ladki ko impress kiya jaaye aur English mein baat karne ki sochi.

    Ladka bola: Suniye, aapko English chalti hai na?

    Ladki, sharmate hue dheere se boli: Ji, bilkul chalti hai. Agar SODA ho saath mein ho tab toh DESI bhi chalti hai.
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