When I was a Kid...

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    Jab mein chota bachcha tha tab:

    PUSSY ka matlab CAT hota tha;

    SEX ka matlab GENDER hota tha;

    BITCH was a FEMALE DOG;

    DICK ek cartton movie ka naam tha;

    BANG was a SOUND;

    RUBBER was nothin but an ERASER;

    ASS was an ANIMAL;

    SCREW was just a fixing TOOL;

    HEAD ka matla SAR hota tha;

    BALLS meant cricket balls, tennis balls, Volly Ball or FOOTBALL...;

    NUTS meant DRYFRUITS;

    and when I met you all, my friends... meri poore Education ki maa behen ho gayi!!!!
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