Mera Number Kab Ayega?

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    Boss was fucking a lady in his office, Santa walked in.

    Santa: Wah Sir, akele akele!!! Humara number kab?

    Boss: Agar March ka target pura nahi hua bhosdike to agala number tera hi hai.
  • When I was a Kid... Jab mein chota bachcha tha tab:
    PUSSY ka matlab CAT hota tha;
    SEX ka matlab...
  • Communication Problem! There was this Asian lady married to an Spanish gentleman and they lived in Spain. The poor lady was not very proficient in Spanish, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had...
  • Duck's Bad Day! This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks. One in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the Bartender...
  • Little Johnny Strikes Again The teacher asked the class to use the word `fascinate` in a sentence.
    Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad`s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating...
  • Cider Treatment! A little girl came running into the house bawling her eyes out and cradling her hand, "Mommy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed.
    "Why do you want...
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