Doctor, Doctor...

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    A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it was not really ethical to screw one of his patients.
    However, a little voice in his head said "Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you are the first..."
    This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, "... but they probably weren t veterinarians".
  • Poetic Justice for all those blonde jokes: A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with her car.
    Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse.
    She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door.
    When the farmer answers, she says to him,
  • Then again, maybe you are too old... The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed hysterically at the funeral service of her seventy-five-year-old husband. She confided in a friend, 'We had such a happy marriage for the three months it lasted. Every Sunday morning he would make
  • Mismatch ! A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young...
  • Tension in the Bank In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, 'Just what the hell you are doing?' 'Well,' said the guy, 'you see, I`m a...
  • The Nuns are at it again ! Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers, before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers. He gets halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading
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