| A secretary got an expensive PEN as birthday gift from his boss. She sent his boss a 'Thank You Note' via e-mail. His wife read the text and filed a divorce. The message was: "Your penis (pen is) wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra-ordinarily smooth flow & firm strokes. Initially its tip was to be licked to bring it in working order & then it was equally good on both sides. I loved its perfect size & grip. I felt as in heavens using it. I had always desired it and you fulfilled my wish. At last it is mine and only mine, forever, Thanks a lot. Moral: Space is an essential part of English writing. |