Students and Their Favourite Songs...

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    SCHOOL:
    Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...

    TUTION:
    Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...

    MATHS:
    Ajeeb dastan hai yeh, kahan shuru khana khatgam...

    SCIENCE:
    Aa khusi se kudkushi karle...

    GEOGRAPHY:
    Musafir hoon main yaaro, na ghar hai na thikaana...

    ECONOMICS:
    Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai....

    EXAM:
    Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai...

    RESULT:
    Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye, Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye...

    PASS:
    Aaj mai upar asman niche, aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe...

    FAIL:
    Jag suna suna lage...
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