Plight of a Married Man

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    Bechaara shaadi shuda aadmi dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta...

    Wife: I love you baby.
    Husband (softly): I love you too.
    Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho...??? Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha.
    Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame.
    Husband (pyar se): Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai.
    Wife: Haan, agar abhi koi dost phone kare to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi.
    Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas.
    Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??
    Husband (aur jyada pyar se): Arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho?
    Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga !!
    Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya??
    Wife (khud confused): Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!!
    Husband (trying to act smart): Tumhe hua kya hai ?? Kis baat pe upset ho ?? Batao!!
    Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai !!
    Husband: Mere saath to tum ho!!
    Wife: Ab bohut ho gaya, ab aur nahi!!
    Husband (fully crashed): Yeh toh bata do ki hua kya hai ?
    Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?
    Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi?
    Wife: I want Divorce.
    Husband: Hmmmm OK !!
    Wife (gone crazy): Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, phir tum jo marzi kar sako.
    Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha??
    Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, main khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se.
    Husband (apne baal pakad kar): Mujhe meri galti toh bata do.
    Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab main chali jaungi.
    Husband: Achcha, to main wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka.
    Wife: Tum serious kab hoge??
    Husband: Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun, serious hone ke liye?
    Wife: Go to hell!!!

    AFTER 3 HOURS.
    Wife: Tumhe pata hai na, main tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu, sorry !!! I love you my baby.
    Husband (Sab bhool kar): Achcha, Really!!! I love you tooo...
    Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?............... !!!
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