First Night!!!

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    Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai.

    Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?

    Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua mere saath. Kisi Police waai ke saath kabhi shaadi mat karna.

    Dost: Arre batao bhi, aisa kya ho gaya?

    Aadmi: Usne suhaag raat ko hi mujhe 800 Rs ka jurmaana thok diya.

    Dost, hairani se: Jurmaana!!! Oye kis cheez ka jurmaana?

    Aadmi: 100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Entry aur 400 Rs Without Helmet ka...
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