Santa gets Threat Calls

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    Santa Police station ja kar kehta hai: Inspector saab, mujhe ek FIR likhwaani hai.

    Inspector: Kaun ho tum, kya hua, aur kiske khilaaf FIR karwaani hai?

    Santa: Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rahi hai.

    Inspector: Kaun de raha hai dhamkiyaan tumko, aur kya bol raha hai?

    Santa: BSNL wale, kehte hai bill nahi bhara to kaat denge...!
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