| In prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison: You get three meals a day. At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. In prison: You get time off for good behavior. At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison: You can watch TV and play games. At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison: You get your own toilet. At work: You have to share. In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit. At work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends. In prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners. In prison: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. In prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic. At work: They are called supervisors. In prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. At work: You get fired if you get caught. |