Sher Ki Sawaari!

  •  
    Pappu: Papa circus dekhney chaley???

    Santa: No!!! I am busy.

    Pappu: Us mein ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai.

    Santa: Bahut ziddi ho gaye ho.... har baat zidd karke manvate he lete ho.... Chalo chalta hun tumhaare liye. Vaise bhi bahut din huey sher nahin dekha....!!!!!

    Santa ne sabse aage waali row ki seats ki ticket le li... Lion show aaya, 3-4 lions aaye, ladkiyaan bhi aayi but jis ladki ka Santa kointezaar tha vo nahin aayi. Phir Lion show khatam ho gaya aur kuch time ke baad Circus bhi khatam ho gayi...

    Santa: Oye Pappu, tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi?

    Pappu: Bina kapdo ke toh sher tha, ladki nahi... Papa maine jo kaha vo dobara padho!!!
    Hinglish   
Prev

Baby Feeding!

 Prev

Work & Prison!!!

Work & Prison!!!

More Jokes

  • A Bolt of Lightning One day a priest was playing baseball. A nun was cheerleading near first base. The priest was up to bat. The pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung...
  • Santa gets Threat Calls Santa Police station ja kar kehta hai: Inspector saab, mujhe ek FIR likhwaani hai.
    Inspector: Kaun ho tum, kya hua, aur kiske khilaaf FIR karwaani...
  • Will I be acquitted? In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There`s no easy way to tell you this, so I`ll...
  • Christmas Gift for Mom The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn`t usually take requests...
  • Plight of a Married Man Wife: I love you baby.
    Husband (softly): I love you too.
    Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho....??? Husband: Bas thoda mood off...
ADVERTISEMENT
Jokes Categories
ADVERTISEMENT