| A man is sitting next to a woman who's trying to breast-feed her baby in a bus. The baby refuses to suck the breast & the mother warns, "If you don't suck, I shall give it to the uncle next to me." The baby still refuses. After about 20 minutes, the woman repeats the threat. The man clears his throat and says, "Look, madam, you better make up your mind. I was suppose to get Off six bus-stops ago." |