AGAR MAI BILL GATES HOTA

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    Ek teacher kaha ki 'AGAR MAI BILL GATES HOTA' par essay likho. Saare students likhne lag gaye. Teacher ne dekha ki sab likh rahe hain but apna Pappu sirf smile kar raha tha, yahan vahan dekh rajah tha lekin likh nahin raha tha.

    Teacher: Pappu, tum kyu nai likh rahey?

    Pappu: Madam ji, main apni seceretry ka intzaar kar raha hun.

    This is attitude...
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