University Drive

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    It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:

    Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.

    Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:

    Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars, return to class.
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