New Year's Resolutions

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    Teacher: Happy New Year bachchon! Aaj se 2014 start ho raha hai. Is naye saal pe kasam khao ki kabhi bhi sharaab aur cigarette nahin piyoge, drugs nahin loge, non veg nahin khaoge.

    Bachche: Theek hai sir, hum sharaab, cigarette, drugs, non veg ko chuenge tak nahin.

    Teacher: Kabhi ladkiyaan nahin chedoge.

    Bachche: Nahin chedenge sir.

    Teacher: Kabhi jua nahin kheloge.

    Bachche: Nahin khelenge sir.

    Teacher: Desh ke liye apni jaan tak bhi de denge.

    Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka karna bhi kya hai.
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    1st Hour: Sorry!!!
    2nd Hour: Sorry plzz....
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    "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked...
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