Uncomfortable Feeling!

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    Ek bahut hi khubsoorat and sexy ladki doctor ke pass gayi aur boli: Doctor sahab mnere ko ajeeb si beemari hai.

    Doctor: Kya?

    Ladki: Main jab bhi cigarette peeti hun toh bada uncomfortable feel karti hun. Ek ajeeb si baichaini hoti hai. Jab mein pehla kash leti hoon toh apne shoes utaar deti hun, dusre kash mein socks, teesre kash mein shirt utaar deti hun, fourth kash mein apna lower, aur........

    Doctor beech mein usko tokte hue bola: Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha, ek kaam karo ye lo cigarette ka packet aur aaram se pee kar batao.
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    Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word...
  • On Night Duty!!! A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.
    Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed...
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    Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork...
  • Politically Correct! How to speak about women anbd be politically correct:
    1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED Woman.
    2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE...
  • Prayer for the New Year Dear Lord,
    So far this year I`ve done well.
    I haven`t gossiped...
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