Security Check!

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    When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier instructed, "Strip down, facing me."

    Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this unnecessary security rubbish, I did just as she instructed.

    After the shrieking and hysteria finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should position my Credit Card.

    Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

    They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors. Man, I hate this getting older stuff.
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