Girlfriend's Call

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    Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend ko phone kiya toh us ke 10 saal ke bhatije ne phone uthaya.

    Ladki: Hello bachche, zara apne uncle ko phone dena please.

    Bachcha: Aap ka kya naam bataun uncle ko?aam Name?

    Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho ki unki Jaan-E-Man ka phone hai.

    Jawab mein bachchey ne jo kaha us ko sun kar bechaari ladki behosh ho gayi.

    Bachhe ne badi masumiyat se kaha: Lekin auntie ji is mobile pe toh 'Bitch' Likha hua aa raha hai.
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