| Calorie Burning tips for those trying to lose weight: REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent.................................12 Calories Without her consent.......................2187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands...................................8 Calories With one hand....................................12 Calories With your teeth.................................485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection..................................6 Calories Without an erection......................3315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary.......................................1 2 Calories 69 lying down..................................78 Calories 69 standing up..............................812 Calories Wheelbarrow.................................216 Calories Doggy Style...................................326 Calories Italian chandelier........................ 2912 Calories ORGASMS: Real............................................11 2 Calories Fake.........................................1315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging........................................... ......18 Calories Getting up immediately....................................... ......36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years........................................36 Calories 30-39 years........................................80 Calories 40-49 years......................................124 Calories 50-59 years....................................1972 Calories 60-69 years...................................7916 Calories 70 and over........................Results are still pending. DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly................................................................32 Calories In a hurry............................................. ................98 Calories With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door.........13,521 Calories Results may vary. |