Little Star!!!

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    Chhote: Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na?

    Bade: Haan hai toh...

    Chhote: But uski wife itni badi star nahi hai... jyada chali nahin.

    Bade: Nahin yaar, chali hai wo bhi, but uski shaadi ho gayi na.

    Chhote: Nahin wo baat nahin hai, sabko pata hai.

    Bade: Kisko pata hai?

    Chhote: Bachhe bachhe tak ko pata hai ki wo nahi chali, wo ek choti star hai.

    Bade: Wo kaise?

    Chhote: Abe tune wo poem nahi suni? Twinkle-Twinkle little star...

    Bade: Bakwas Band Kar.
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