Unbreakable Mirror!

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    Ladki: Bhai saab, is mirror ka kya rate hai???

    Shopkeeper: Iska rate? Yeh sirf 100 Rs ka behanji.

    Ladki: Aur is waale ka kitna hai?

    Shopkeeper: Iska ji sirf 200 Rs hai.

    Ladki: Aur Bhaiya iska kitna hai, ye jo red colour ka hai?

    Shopkeeper: Iska ji sirf 1000 Rs hai.

    Ladki: Ohh...!!! Itna mehnga? Kya khaas baat hai is sheeshe mein???

    Shopkeeper: Madam ji agar aap isko 100 floor se niche girao toh ye mirror 99 floors tak nai tutega... arre tutega kya behan ji, isko kuch bhi hi nahin hoga.

    Ladki: Wah, kya baat hai! Bhaiya 2 piece pack kar do.
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