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    Santa bada dukhi sa hokar apne ek khaas Doctor dost ke pass jata hai aur apni samasya batata hai.

    Santa: Yaar, koi sasta tareeka batao pregnency rokne ka.

    Doctor: Condom lo.

    Santa: Mahanga hai.

    Doctor: Mala D lo.

    Santa: Ye bhi mahangi hai.

    Doctor: Nasbandi karwa lo.

    Santa: Ye bhi kaafi mehnga hai.

    Doctor, Gusse Se: Abe kamine, kanjoos kahnin ke, tum apni wife ke saath sex karna band kyun nahin kar dete?

    Santa: Ye tarika toh paanch saal se try kar raha hoon phir bhi meri biwi pregnent ho jati hai.
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