Don't Be Sorry!

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    Banta ki biwi kaafi bimar thi aur hospital mein admit thi. Doctors ne 1 week tak uska check-up kiya, sab tests kiye.

    Saari reports aane ke baad ek senior doctor ne Banta ko bulaya aur kaha: Banta ji ek baat batani hai apko.

    Banta: Ji doctor saaba, kahiye.

    Doctor: We are sorry Banta ji, apki biwi jyada se jyada 1-2 months ki mehman hai...

    Banta: Docor saab, ismein sorry waali kya baat hai? Jahan itna time nikaal diya, gujar jayenge ye 1-2 mahine bhi jais-taise.
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